[mhking]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Now that my curmudgeonly self has spoken, my tinfoiliage self says to be alert and be safe...

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[xJones]

THE NEXT ATTACKS WILL CAUSE AMERICA 'TO LOSE CONTROL OF ITSELF

Considering how reliable the last 1,000 or so al-Queda alerts have been, it's time to buy big on Depends stock!