"I'm sorry, ma'am, but the latrines are in for servicing right now but if you just go 20 miles up the road you'll see a bush right off the side of the road....."
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but the latrines are in for servicing right now but if you just go 20 miles up the road you'll see a bush right off the side of the road....."
"The freshly disturbed soil is right where you want to be squattin.'
"What's mine is yours," ya might say".......
"For your safety we suggest the burka shop right down that dark alley, yonder in the demilitarized zone, just call that black soldier by the "N" word and he will let you go right through."