[tsmith130]

SOLDIER 1: "What uniforms? I didn't see any uniforms. Did you see any uniforms?"

SOLDIER 2: "Nope, I didn't see any uniforms."

SOLDIER 3: "They were wearing all black because it makes your butt look smaller. But it wasn't a uniform. Fashion statement maybe,but definitely not a uniform."

END OF REPORT

[prairiebreeze]

Fashion statement....FOFL!!

Prairie

[spokeshave]

SOLDIER 1: "What uniforms? I didn't see any uniforms. Did you see any uniforms?"

SOLDIER 2: "Nope, I didn't see any uniforms."

SOLDIER 3: "They were wearing all black because it makes your butt look smaller. But it wasn't a uniform. Fashion statement maybe,but definitely not a uniform."

SOLDIER 1. " Oh ...I see now ...they are all wearing black pant suits......like the one that B!TCH was wearing yesterday.

END OF REPORT

You forgot the final line by Soldier 1.