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Another one from Illiad that unless you're in IT you won't get. :-)
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Posted on 11/30/2003 5:59:16 AM PST by Archangelsk
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: userfriendlyorg
To: Archangelsk
"Master" should become "Dictator"
"Slave" should become "worker"
the "Jumpers" would be known as "chains"
Thanks for the Post
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posted on
11/30/2003 6:07:27 AM PST
by
gooleyman
To: gooleyman
My pleasure.
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posted on
11/30/2003 6:08:45 AM PST
by
Archangelsk
(Agent Smith : Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.)
To: gooleyman
How about "master" becoming "clinton"
"slave" becoming "intern"
as for the connection between the two...
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posted on
11/30/2003 6:13:30 AM PST
by
Eccl 10:2
In California, I believe "sadist" and "masochist" would satisfy the requirements of politically correct and gender nuetral.
You could use "top" and "bottom" but that would be sexist.
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posted on
11/30/2003 7:17:49 AM PST
by
D-fendr
To: Archangelsk
I'm in IT. I get the joke. I hate PC.(And PC's!) But I still don't feel right saying the word 'slave' around my black colleagues. So sue me.
Flame away, FREEPERS!
To: Archangelsk
Good one!
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posted on
11/30/2003 7:33:08 AM PST
by
rdb3
(12/1971 - 12/2003: From underrated to most anticipated.)
To: Archangelsk
"Dominatrix---submissive."
"Massa--picaninny."
A couple that came to mind. If we really try we can come up with some really 'offensive' ones to drive them (pun intended) nutz. After all, we gotta call 'em SOMETHING...
--Boris (expecting the half-life of this post to be about 100 milliseconds...)
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posted on
11/30/2003 7:49:27 AM PST
by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
To: gooleyman
Master -> Government.
Slave -> Taxpayer.
To: thatsmrfoster2u
There have been threads on FR which describe the fate of sub-Saharan Black Africans when imported as slaves into Islamic countries. Ever wonder why those countries do not have larger Black African minority populations? American Black Islamics ought to ask that, a lot.
To: Archangelsk
Just don't tell 'em that EVERY car or truck has a "MASTER" (brake) cylinder and evey standard tranny car has a "SLAVE" cylinder and TWO "MASTER" cylinders.The HORROR of it all! Time to sue the Auto Industry into submission...
To: Bonneville
Shhhh! You'll give the DU people more ideas!
;p
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posted on
11/30/2003 8:36:08 AM PST
by
zx2dragon
(I could never again be an angel... Innocence, once lost, can never be regained.)
To: Tax Government
Master -> Government
Slave -> Taxpayer
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Good one! Right on the money.
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