You gotta be kiddin us.
["Investigators speaking on the condition of anonymity, have confirmed to the Times that a prove has been lunch ......."] that, my dear SandyInSeattle, is the very first 18 words!
You got past that?
Actually I'm so accustomed to erroneous retyping on this site that I just assumed a typographical error.. but proving lunch could be just as hugh and series as taking a shower with moose cheese. Or am I wrong?