Robbins' 'Embedded' Play Not So Realistic

Fox News ^ | 11-28-03 | William LaJeunesse

[John Valentine]

Let's pull together and write a play about how Bill and Hillary killed Vince Foster. I've been working on an alternative reality screenplay that works backwards from a present day reality that is strangely different and better becasue Hillary Rodham plays no role in it.

As we work toward revealing the past in flashbacks we eventually discover that it was Hillary that was in Teddy's car that night at Chappaquiddic, and Mary Jo is still alive and married to another protagonist, not yet to be identified....

This is all done as satire, and with good degree of bite....

[xp38]

You do have to admire him for portraying someone so far above his intelligence level when he played Nuke Laloosh in Bull Durham.

[Bullish]

Let's pull together and write a play about how Bill and Hillary killed Vince Foster.

Yeah, and don't forget the time they gassed and burned a church full of innocent women and children.

[Paul Atreides]

I'm currently writing a play, entitled "Embittered." It is about a pretentious actor, Jim Saranwrap, who, along with several other actors, fund a Middle Eastern terrorist, Yomama Been Rotten, to fly jets into Wall Street, a ranch in Crawford Texas, and the Pentagon. This conspiracy, funded by multimillion socialist celebrities, is to collapse the American economy, weaken the American military, and open a wedge for a more non-capitalist power to gain a foothold.

[hocndoc]

I don't believe Susan leads him around because she's "butch." I think it's because she's old enough to be his mother.

[hocndoc]

Has anyone ever heard such incredible circular logic? This statement is undeniably the most truthful statement about leftists: "We feel it, and those of us who come together to celebrate our feelings, enjoy having our feelings vindicated in a group, by celebrities."

Okay, this statement may be true of the members of any club or voluntary association. But, these people count their fan club activities as *evidence* of truth and justification for lies.

[little jeremiah]

Thanks for alerting me to this thread. I had been purposely avoiding it because of my intense loathing towards Hollyweird leftist elites; and my stomach is a little queasy from overeating yesterday.

This jumped out at me:

When Laura Israel, another audience member, was asked if she thought the play was accurate, she replied: "Yes, not only on what is going on there, but it also showed how we are being lied to by all the networks."

How the *f* do sick puppies such as whoever that person is think they "know" anything about Iraq? And that the media is LYING to them - meaning not biased enough? These people are candidates for padded cells in a mental asylum, I swear.

[dancusa]

But will it play in Peoria?

[TomB]

I don't believe Susan leads him around because she's "butch." I think it's because she's old enough to be his mother

I saw them together once and thought to myself that in their, ahem, intimate moments, there's no doubt he calls her "mommy".

However, my comment stands, you can be butch and a mommy at the same time. ;-)

[TomB]

But will it play in Peoria?

It would be fun to see, wouldn't it?