They hide deep down in their Underground…and spend their whole day Bush hating
To them it's really an ugly day…Iraqis are celebrating
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal
Some were hoping our troops would die…for Bush it would go quite badly
But as the statue came tumbling down…they sat at their keyboards sadly
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal
It is really so wonderful…as a group they were spreading bull
They had lived in a dream, a dream, that someone was soon to impeach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche
In denial they're really stuck…they do not know how much they suck
They are always so wrong, so wrong…a lesson George Bush would soon teach
They are worthless as they can be…they are scum for the world to see
We'll be feeding them crow, tasty crow…though they'd rather be having quiche
They're hoping Baghbad Bob has bad news…because they believed his prattle
They don't know it is two thousand three…they still fight the Florida battle
Today's the day they hoped wouldn't come
Defeated by a guy who's so dumb
Today's the day the Underground's suicidal
On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"
On their moustache is a curse
They're in a state of shock…I'll be very pleased to call a hearse
Their whole world view is screwed
It's been turned upside down, oh, can it be renewed?
What will they be doing next…it seems their hopes are dashed and they have lost everything
I guess Will Pitt will get on the cell phone and call up Scottie boy
And say "Let's meet at the Burger King"