[PoisedWoman]

The political astuteness of this administration, and their ability to stand firm on an issue and head off calculated moves by their opposition (e.g., Hillary in Afghanistan) is absolutely astonishing. Well said, AC. I was pondering Bush's political astuteness last night in the abstract, and Wow! Look what he did today. This really is huge. but it's not just a PR victory; Dubya is courageous, heroic, the quintessential proud American.

[Mia T]

hillary's Iraq Turkeys_bump

"Purpose of missus clinton's Iraq-Afghanistan-Thanksgiving photo-op is to mine for material for prez campaign--HERS," charges unnamed dwarf

"The only turkeys here are the nine legitimate Democratic candidates. . . and the taxpayers, who are footing the bill."

 

 

by Mia T, 11.26.03

 

ASHINGTON, Nov. 25--According to an unnamed source close to his campaign, one of the nine dwarfs is charging missus clinton with exploiting the war on terror… and at taxpayer expense… even as she continues to undermine the nine Democrats running for president.

"The purpose of clinton's Iraq-Afghanistan-Thanksgiving photo-op is to mine for material for the presidential campaign--HERS," huffs the dwarf, also unnamed. He continues, "The Iraq-Iowa connection was not lost on ME. The only turkeys here are the nine legitimate Democratic candidates… and the taxpayers, who are paying for clinton's junket... who ALWAYS pay for clinton junkets."

hillary talks: L'Etat, c'est moi! (Iowa parsed)

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According to her own press release, missus clinton will not only use her Thanksgiving jaunt to defuse the clinton reputation for military effeteness and loathing; she will tackle the clinton record of rapes and other predations by arranging photo-ops with different groups of women of both countries. "I want to be sure that big-haired as well as burqaed women are involved," she said.

Citing security concerns, the exact itinerary of the trip was not disclosed. Missus clinton, who travels with Secret Service protection, (also at taxpayer expense), said she was not concerned about her safety, but her office would not discuss what, if any, extra protective efforts were made for her trip.

We have learned, however, that continuous sweeps will be made of missus clinton's person, looking for the activation of global-positioning nanodevices, i.e., NanoVarmin, that are believed to have been planted by the burgeoning anti-clinton Democrat opposition.

 

 THE INTERMINABLE clintons
It's time to take out the trash...
A Senate en passant capture is THE MOVE...

NEW AUDIO! Hear the Bill Bennett (PARDONGATE) epilogue

Happy Turkey Day to all. ;)