[mewzilla]

...then the President's parents showed up in Crawford and weren't told!"

Would'a loved to have a fly on the wall for that, too :)

[bonesmccoy]

Hypothetical conversation (imagined by me)
Laura: Hi Dad
Bush 41: Hi Laura, Where's the President?
Laura: He's in Baghdad
Bush 41: Huh?

ROTFL

Call from AF1

Bush43: Hi dad.
Bush41: Where the hell are you?
Bush43: Just had dinner with the guys in Baghdad in Saddam's palace. Nice place. See you in a few hours
Bush41: Did you use the loo?
Bush43: Oh yeah.

[Bogey78O]

Holy Cow...stand up and cheer applause.