Great Link! While there, I also checked out the great mayonnaise debate and was shocked, I tell you, shocked, to find Miracle Whip preferred by some over Duke's and Hellmann's (the only true mayonnaise).
One fiesty Hellmann's fan allowed that:
Miracle Whip is the Cheez Whiz of white spreadables. Put a bowl of it in your yard and the bugs and animals won't touch it. In West Hollywood they use it as a "personal lubricant".
