[rface]

I work with a real flamin' lefty. An enviro-wacko, vegan Deanie-Bopper. I told her I was a member of "Republicans for DEAN" and that I have also supported Dean with campaign contributions.

She got all weird and excited and started telling me how great he was.

I told her about my "Republicans for DEAN" bumper sticker on my car and she was impressed...

she said, "I thought you liked Bush and his corporate friends?"

"Sure", I said, "and if Bush has to run against one of those candidates, then I want him to run against Dean, because he'll be the easiest to beat....."

[Verginius Rufus]

No, no, you don't understand. Dean starts with the votes of those who voted for Gore (and after all, they're still mad about the outcome). He then adds the metrosexuals and the Southerners who fly Confederate flags in their pickups, and then picks a running mate from one of the states Gore narrowly lost--Janet Reno to ensure Florida, or Robert Byrd to ensure West Virginia, or Harold Ford to ensure Tennessee. Voila! He can't lose!

[JoeFromCA]

Dean is governor of a state about the size of the county I live in (around 650,000 people).

Nobody seems to ever mention that he's the top govermment official in an state smaller than dozens of U. S metropolitan areas. Why should he even be a serious candidate?

[dagnabbit]

Snow-Bunny Miracle-Back Bump!