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The flying turkey
4my and various
Posted on 11/26/2003 9:43:14 AM PST by 4mycountry
The Turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening BOOM,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
were there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: happy; thanksgiving; to; you
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:) Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
~ Happy Thanksgiving ~
To: 4mycountry
Hahaha! Bet the butterball hotline would love that!
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:45:47 AM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Be nice to a terrorist today - maybe they will kill you last!)
To: 4mycountry
I see you've got the day off. Are all of your homework assignments done?;-)
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:46:23 AM PST
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(JimRob/AdminMod 4 president in 2004)
To: 4mycountry
gobble gobble...
4
posted on
11/26/2003 9:47:32 AM PST
by
Kenton
To: 4mycountry
Sounds like a typical Thanksgiving with my family.
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:48:12 AM PST
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(JimRob/AdminMod 4 president in 2004)
To: 4mycountry
that's nothin.
try it in a deep fryer.
here, hold my beer.
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:50:02 AM PST
by
glock rocks
(molon labe)
To: 4mycountry
God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly ;-)
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:50:29 AM PST
by
big_Rob
(www.aguynamedrob.com/indy1.htm)
To: 4mycountry
God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly ;-)
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:50:36 AM PST
by
big_Rob
(www.aguynamedrob.com/indy1.htm)
To: 4mycountry
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
To: big_Rob
You beat me to it!
"Oh my God, they're turkeys!"
To: 4mycountry
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:51:52 AM PST
by
Poohbah
("Beware the fury of a patient man" -- John Dryden)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
"They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:52:36 AM PST
by
Poohbah
("Beware the fury of a patient man" -- John Dryden)
To: Poohbah; GodBlessRonaldReagan
I guess we watch too much TV.
To: So Cal Rocket
I love that show - last weekend a friend and I watched the two-parter where Johnny Fever's old girlfriend pops up to sue him for palimony. Too funny!
To: will1776
Yep! I'm out of school 'til January! *w00t*
~ Happy Thanksgiving ~
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:55:55 AM PST
by
4mycountry
(I don't approve of political jokes.... too many of them get elected.)
To: Poohbah
"It was almost as if...the turkeys mounted a counterattack."
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:56:34 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Teddy Kennedy wouldn't know the American mainstream if he drove his car into it.)
To: So Cal Rocket; Poohbah; big_Rob
O...k... ^^;;
~ Happy Thanksgiving ~
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:56:59 AM PST
by
4mycountry
(I don't approve of political jokes.... too many of them get elected.)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Did you know the phone company has their own covert police force? ;)
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posted on
11/26/2003 9:57:14 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Teddy Kennedy wouldn't know the American mainstream if he drove his car into it.)
To: big_Rob
One of the funniest line on TV.
To: will1776
At my house when the smoke alarm goes off it's time to eat!
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