DFU SONG: I Am a Rock (shameless Hillary going to Iraq)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - I AM A ROCK

Thanksgiving day...and Queen Hillary will be there
She shows up for her photo-op
Colonels have been ordered...pretend that your troops care
Even though no single warrior wants her there

Off to Iraq...off to Afgha-an-istan

She wants to be...the one giving them their orders
Lord, help us if that ever shall be
The colonels have been ordered...pretend your troops care
Although no single warrior wants her there

Off to Iraq...off to Afghanistan

Make no mistake...she would feminize the Army
And do more damage than is imaginable
The colonels have been ordered...pretend that your troops care
Even though no single warrior wants her there

Off to Iraq...off to Afghanistan

She is an evil one...to all but those who drank the Kool-Aid
She'd rip out your throat if you dare got in her way
Colonels have been told...pretend that you care
Even though no single warrior wants her there

Off to Iraq...off to Afghanistan

They should boo her offstage...like had happened in New York

[concerned about politics]

She'll ruin their Thanksgiving dinner. Her party is helping to get them killed. They know it, too, because they watch FOX.
That facist skank has no shame.

[Monti Cello]

Gee, I hope she doesn't get urinated on.

Just kidding.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

http://clinton.senate.gov/speeches/iraq_101002.html

[billhilly]

As some would say, it doesn't get any better than this. By this, I refer to the post immediately following this one.

Dyke accuses US news of 'banging drum on Iraq' ^

[malia]

she actually said all that on the floor - or just had it written to put on her web site. a cya thing

Just in case you get ideas while in Iraq, Hillary Rodham Clinton - remember this---

Yours and my President, a President of honor, George W. Bush has said--- "We did not charge hundreds of miles into the heart of Iraq and pay a bitter cost of casualties and liberate 25 million people only to retreat before a band of thugs and assassins."

[concerned about politics]

Gee, I hope she doesn't get urinated on.

Just kidding.

[doug from upland]

Leave the just kidding part. It makes the statement work.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I am not sure if she said all that or not.

One thing that is glaring in her speech I linked to is how she conveniently left out any mention of the Clinton Admin going after Saddam. She said it about Reagan, Bush Sr and now, but referred to UN action during her reign. I wonder if the witch will head for the UN before trying to be President of the USA.

If only Vince had had some self defense.

[mylife]

Im surprised you missed the line

"I have no time for friendship, friendship causes pain, and in Bill's Case friendship causes Stainnnns!
Off to Iraq, Off to Af Ghann iiistan!

LOL

[doug from upland]

That would have been a great line.

[concerned about politics]

Leave the just kidding part. It makes the statement work.

Oh. LOL. Never mind. They can go ahead and pee on her. (Hope Geroldo gets it on film)

[goodnesswins]

Hmmmm....who'll be watching/guarding HER? (I know, I know....but, I can hope they will be otherwise busy...) BUT, since I know the troops/guards will do their job, that means they will be put in MORE danger BECAUSE OF HER, the WITCH.

[doug from upland]

Love your tagline. I thank God every single day that I am an American. Why was I so fortunate?

[PizzaDriver]

Watch her "Jump the Line", or worse "Expect to be SERVED".

However, I'm Thankful She won't show up at my door.

[malia]

"I wonder if the witch will head for the UN before trying to be President of the USA. "

I'm more concerned that little willy will head there.

[mcenedo]

Big question is: What will she wear?

I'll bet her handlers are thumbing through Soldier of Fortune right now. They are looking for items that come in "plus" sizes.

[malia]

UN Secretary General Clinton

UN - Secretary-General Clinton? Information Clearing House ^ | n/a | Washington-based British journalist Posted on 03/22/2003 10:06 AM PST by concerned about politics

[doug from upland]

She is really going -- CLICK.

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.