I'm smelling a contest here (if only Laz would stop bleeding onto his server :-) . Guess how many opii Lazamataz posted and get a FR coffee mug.
I'll guess 69.
Seems a little high if you're counting full opus (as opposed to misc vanity provocateur*) articles. Of course if you count in-thread opii (and suicide threats) it's way, way low.
*Hey, this damn spell checker is FRENCH!