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To: Flurry
It's a year round joke that never gets old!



It's not that I couldn't do better, the headlines "Turkey President," "Turkey Police," "Turkey General" are constantly used by AP/Reuters/AFP, as well as other mainly British news sources. I'll just gobble along..
5 posted on 11/25/2003 4:45:28 AM PST by a_Turk (Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light....)
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To: a_Turk
But when they use Turkeys as bombs, things have gone too far. Didn't that happen on WKRP when they threw domestic turkeys out of a helicopter not knowing only the wild ones can fly. Les Nessman was on the ground giving a Hindenburg type "Oh the humanities" speech over live radio. Or did I just dream that up? What was PETA's reaction?
6 posted on 11/25/2003 4:49:32 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance can be corrected with knowledge. Stupid is permanent.)
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To: a_Turk
I have personally witnessed use of the dread Baloney Bomb, and it ain't pretty.
12 posted on 11/25/2003 6:07:18 AM PST by boris (The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
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To: a_Turk
I prefer the Greek word for the bird turkey: We call it "gallo", which means "frenchie". -because it sounds like it's speaking french.

No joke.
14 posted on 11/25/2003 7:27:59 AM PST by aristotleman
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