DFU SONG: Abraham, Martin, and John (Scotty, Mel Reynolds, Michael - and a surprise)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ABRAHAM, MARTIN, AND JOHN

Has anybody here seen the pervert, Scotty...has he been at Burger King
He chased those little girls...he's a stalker on the internet
He hoped they would watch him do his thing

Has anybody here seen the perv, Mel Reynolds...he had hit the Lotto big
He'd have two underage babes...he would be in ecstasy
Instead, he went to jail...what a pig

Has anybody here seen the pervert, Michael...have you been to Neverland
This time he will face charges...and cannot buy his way out
Justice, so long delayed, is at hand

What should be done to...those who harm children
They stole something special...they took from them their innocence...there's no defense
Maybe in this nation it's time for castation

Has anyone around here seen the pervert, Willy...he and Rog coked up young girls
He is scum just like Scotty, Mel Reynolds, and Michael
The four most famous perverts in the world

[doug from upland]

Can you imagine how much fun it is to do this to one of the standards of the left? WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE, PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON, and BOTH SIDES NOW are also fun.

[jocon307]

Now, now Doug, Puff IS a harmless children's song, and Both Sides Now, c'mon, it's a classic!

And nobody likes a parody better than me. I mean, parody away, but I wouldn't ascribe politics to these two songs. Where have all the flowers gone, that on the other hand is pure Commie Drivel!

And Abraham, Martin and John (the original) is actually a song that makes me weep, out of sheer embarassement for those that wrote it. Even reading your twist on it took nerve on my part. It is definatley on my 5 worst of all time list, it might even be #1, now that Baz Lurhman via Moulin Rouge (miraculously!) redeemed (at least somewhat) "Roxanne"

[doug from upland]

LEO TERRELL WALKS