Off with their heads!
INSURER: Royal Insurers. Please hold.
QUEEN: Hello! Hello!?
INSURER: May we help you? just a moment, I'm transferring you to our office in Spain.
QUEEN: The American came out of the sky with helicopters and damaged my shrubs!
INSURER: He demanded a shrubbery? Is that what you said?
QUEEN: I'm the queen! What is this an inquisition!?
INSURER: No ma'am. You didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition did you?
QUEEN: They also trampled my gardens! They walked over my plants.
INSURER: You are covered for that but only if they were walking "funny". Funny walking is covered!
QUEEN: They scared my birds!
INSURER: Birds? Were they African or a European birds?
QUEEN: African or European? I don't know you tit!
INSURER: Any birds injured?
QUEEN: One was. yes! One was but it was only a flesh wound!
INSURER: Please hold for that department........
Off with their heads!