I'm surprised of your ignorance.
Who wouldn't want great weather from October through May. A city that breathes history and green leaves on live oak trees all year around? Furthermore, there's a party every weekend and the best seafood in the country. Yeah living here really sucks.
I've vacationed in N.O. for over 30 years and when I visited it again last summer I was really shocked by how it has declined. The food is still great, but the city's run out of steam from all the corruption and thievery by local pols. There's no money left to fix anything and it shows.