Remember the Lizzie Borden jingle? Perhaps Michael, George and George should have jingles too, especially if they get away with murder (as Lizzie probably did; she was not convicted). Here's a start. Other doggerel invited :-)
(1)
Michael Schiavo beats his wife,
Chokes her till he wrecks her life.
Steals her money, puts her down,
Starves her dead and goes to town.
(2)
Georgie Greer, your soul is black,
You pick on girls who can't fight back.
When Terri begged Communion Bread,
You pulled her feeding tube instead.
(3)
Baird be nimble, Greer be quick,
Kill the halt, the lame, the sick.
Kill the aged, kill the blind,
Kill anyone -- hey, they won't mind.
Kill the Christians, kill the Jews,
If they can't speak, it's what they'd choose.
They've no need of earthly things:
Kill their cats and steal their rings.