I guess a "traditional" placement should be put in place, left and right, so the presiding Minister can be aware of whom the ****ee and the ****er is.
Hey! You can't refer to queers like that! They are "gay" people and are good at "fashion" and "food" and are "bubbly"! I've seen them on TV that way! And TV does not lie!
You ARE NOT supposed to refer to queer men "sucking" on other queer mens parts! And you BETTER NOT refer to one queer guy putting that same part up the fecal lined exhaust of another queers guy! No! No! No!
Referring to the physical reality of what queer men do would roll back decades of very hard work by the homosexuals to focus everyones attention on the "emotional" aspect of queers. And away from the gross stuff they do to each other that 98% of the rest of the planet would never do. And before you know it the conversation would be involved in the reality of the subject. And the media says you can't do that!
So remember, queer men are just like all the rest of us~@!