[Lazamataz]

I remember when this story first came out on Yahoo. The part this version leaves out is that after they flambeed the severed penis they tried it and it wasn't any good. So they then tried frying it.

"Yes, waiter -- this Flambeed Penis au Jus isn't very good. Could you bring me Testical Soup instead?"

I couldn't stop laughing. At some point do you think the entree realized that he cut off his penis and would eventually be devoured by a man that couldn't cook?

[BriarBey]

Would you care for a few green onions in your tesicle soup?
LOL I needed a little sick humor today!!!