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To: Lazamataz
Killing me softly
By
Laz
I heard he flambed a good penis,
I heard he killed with style,
And so I went to see him,
To be eaten for a while.

And there he was, this computer geek
A stranger before the laws eyes,
Cutting off my penis for lunch,
Sharing a dish we both love
Killing me softly for dinner
Killing me softly
For dinner
Ending my whole life
This winner
Killing me softly
For dinner.

I felt all flushed with microwaves,
Being cooked by one.
I felt like someone killed me
And ate parts of me for fun.

I prayed this cannibal would finish,
But he just kept right on
Killing me softly for dinner
Killing me softly
For dinner
Ending my whole life
With some vinager
Killing me softly
For dinner.



Lazamataz....you are either really extremely quick witted or I should be concerned for you!!!!!!!!!! rofl
21 posted on 11/23/2003 8:04:01 AM PST by BriarBey
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To: BriarBey
Lazamataz....you are either really extremely quick witted or I should be concerned for you!!!!!!!!!!

The latter choice, please.

27 posted on 11/23/2003 8:10:19 AM PST by Lazamataz (I like my women as I like my coffee: Cold and bitter.)
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