[Darksheare]

Longarm could take masked commie with one arm tied while paying half attention to said task.
To make it 'fair', we'd have to tell masked moron that the next installment of their trustfund check was hidden in Longarm's pockets.

But that'd be cruel and unusual.

[Eaker]

Longarm could take masked commie with one arm tied while paying half attention to said task.

There are a bunch of "Longarms" waiting for the signal.

"When the time comes that you need to start burying your weapons, it is probably time to dig them up."