YOU ALL JUST GOT FREEPED BY THE SOCIALISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Freeped us good, that ratty rat.]

[BJungNan]

funny. Laugh while you can Commie. The generation is swinging (ever so slowly) rightward.

The problem is, when they end up not getting their way, they will turn violent. In fact, you can already see it happening. Case in point, the destruction of property they deem inappropriate (SUV's, Hummers, Home developments).

This is the same as it was in China during the cultural revolution. Students, idealist came into homes, took all but the most essential material possessions, piled them in the street and burned them. Women with fancy hairdoos forced to get a haircut before they were allowed to board a train.

These people, their ideals are very dangerous. Under the guise of what they call a better way, if given the opportunity, they will take us where millions have so tragically been taken before. It can happen much more quicky than you can ever imagine. They should be resisted at every turn.

[Quix]

So the public discussions about the incredible lengths of the prime number keywords (or some such--well into my level of ignorance here) to insure astronomical levels of encryption. . . must be roughly true to protect our communications in this era of massses of super computers.

[KingofQue]

You aren't very intelligent , are you? I would estimate you are between 15 & 25, your parents are well to do and you have done well in school. Sorry to tell you that these animals that you feel are oppressed are merely killers. You believe they have a cause. You support that cause. That makes you a conspirator. Equally as guilty for the crimes they commit.

[Poohbah]

Yup. And the traffic's getting encrypted at just about every step of the way, so you're talking about cracking 5 or 6 different systems to figure out what the message is.

[BJungNan]

Communism. So it killed millions. It's not like they were your relatives, or something.

They wern't?

[Killborn]

I'd love to say "Then we have the Second Amendment." but the reality is, its nothing more than toilet paper for many of the bastards infesting our media, government, and school system.

Scrounge whatever we can. If they want a war, they'll get a war, on our terms.

[Jonah Hex]

[Quix]

About what I guessed.

Error correction must be incredibly precise.

And still . . .

one wonders . . . is there some ultradimensional something that slices through all our tidy little boxes and leaves us exposed?

I suppose time will tell.

[hispanarepublicana]

Awwww, why don't you go back to peeking at your sister while she ZOTS in the shower......oh yeah....you Europeans don't shower or bathe that often, do you?

[U S Army EOD]

Well as a matter of fact I have seen it happen.

[Born Conservative]

[sonsofliberty2000]

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

Patriot Paradox

[Howlin]

LOL.......nice kitty!

[sonsofliberty2000]

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
[To Cardinal Biggles] I can't say it - you'll have to say it.
Biggles: What?
Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...'
Biggles: [rather horrified]: I couldn't do that...

[Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again]

Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[JARRING CHORD]

[The cardinals enter]

Biggles: Er.... Nobody...um....
Ximinez: Expects...
Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons are...
Biggles: Our chief weapons are...um...er...
Ximinez: Surprise...
Biggles: Surprise and --
Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ... our chief weapons are surprise...blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. 'My old man said follow the--'
Biggles: That's enough.
[To Cleveland] Now, how do you plead?
Clevelnd: We're innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]

Biggles: We'll soon change your mind about that!

[DIABOLICAL ACTING]

Ximinez: Fear, surprise, and a most ruthless-- [controls himself with a supreme effort] Ooooh! Now, Cardinal -- the rack!

[Biggles produces a plastic-coated dish-drying rack. Ximinez looks at it and clenches his teeth in an effort not to lose control. He hums heavily to cover his anger]

Ximinez: You....Right! Tie her down.

[Fang and Biggles make a pathetic attempt to tie her on to the drying rack]

Ximinez:Right! How do you plead?
Clevelnd: Innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack [oh dear] give the rack a turn.

[Biggles stands their awkwardly and shrugs his shoulders]

Biggles: I....
Ximinez: [gritting his teeth] I *know*, I know you can't. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.
Biggles: I...
Ximinez: It makes it all seem so stupid.
Biggles: Shall I...?
Ximinez: No, just pretend for God's sake. Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Biggles turns an imaginary handle on the side of the dish-rack]

[Cut to them torturing a dear old lady, Marjorie Wilde]

Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?
Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of.
Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!

[JARRING CHORD]

[Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions]

Biggles: Here they are, lord.
Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

[Biggles carries out this rather pathetic torture]

Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!
Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord.
Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez [angrily hurling away the cushions]: Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

[JARRING CHORD]

[Zoom into Fang's horrified face]

Fang [terrified]: The...Comfy Chair?

[Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one]

Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!

[They roughly push her into the Comfy Chair]

Ximinez [with a cruel leer]: Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Biggles] Is that really all it is?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess
Biggles: I confess!
Ximinez: Not you!

[sonsofliberty2000]

[Biggles produces a plastic-coated dish-drying rack.
Ximinez looks at it and clenches his teeth in an effort not to lose control. He hums heavily to cover his anger]
Ximinez: You....Right! Tie her down.

[Fang and Biggles make a pathetic attempt to tie her on to the drying rack]

Ximinez:Right! How do you plead?
Clevelnd: Innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack [oh dear] give the rack a turn.

[Biggles stands their awkwardly and shrugs his shoulders]

Biggles: I....
Ximinez: [gritting his teeth] I *know*, I know you can't. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.
Biggles: I...
Ximinez: It makes it all seem so stupid.
Biggles: Shall I...?
Ximinez: No, just pretend for God's sake. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Patriot Paradox

[sonsofliberty2000]

No they have their viking kitties and I have me here a Pirate kitty.

Arrrrrrrrrr! Walk the plank!

Patriot Paradox

[Darheel]

I find it ironic that somehow the 'workers' will know what to do with a nation when what it needs are 'leaders'. My theory is there must be some 'queen bee' behind this hive mentality. Like Hillary! lol

[friendly]

The democrat party has been giving seminars for years on how to disrupt talk radio and Internet political discussion sites.

Hence the occasional moron. Too bad he/she/it is such a flaming coward.

[4mycountry]

You seem to have a rather limited vocabulary: Bwaha and ya.

Idiot.

[4mycountry]