Come on now, you can 'fess up. You're among FREEPERS for pete's sake!
Just tell us you were an Air Force officer, maybe even George Bush' wing commander.
We won't tell anyone, but it will help us understand what you are trying to express.
I made it clear to those who can read and comprehend.
But for the sake of the "teched"(that's how my grandma referred to "special" folk) I'm currently and Army SSG 8 Yrs in the Infantry