[Pedantic_Lady]

I don't have anything to smoke a turkey in, though! My yard is itty bitty tiny, and the neighbor bitched when I smoked jalapenos for chilpotle. "It's makin' me eyes smart," he said. Watch me care. He'd probably call the fuzz if I smoked a turkey. He's such a jacka$$.

[Vigilantcitizen]

"I don't have anything to smoke a turkey in, though! My yard is itty bitty tiny, and the neighbor bitched when I smoked jalapenos for chilpotle. "It's makin' me eyes smart," he said. Watch me care. He'd probably call the fuzz if I smoked a turkey. He's such a jacka$$."

Living here in Georgia, smoking meat outside has the opposite effect on my neighbors; They come over to horn in on the food.