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To: KantianBurke
A 15 foot Tiger Shark was pulled from the waters near where this attack took place by legendary surfer Bill Hamilton (no relation to the girl). However, there was no evidence that this was the guilty shark.
35 posted on 11/21/2003 11:14:43 AM PST by CollegeRepublican
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To: CollegeRepublican

"Course they didn't catch the right one. Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

37 posted on 11/21/2003 11:24:10 AM PST by KantianBurke (Don't Tread on Me)
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