Although when you think about it, the back seat of a taxi is probably one of the cleaner places these morons sodomize each other. How'd you like to handle the fare from a guy who's had his fist up his "brides" ass all night?? Better use extra Purell Hand Cleaner after touching that!
Heck, I don't think I'll ever get in a cab again without wondering if Ali just happened to leave his hoagy on the seat or two homos just left their calling card for me to sit in!!!