[DEPUTYMAYTAG]

Hang them, disenbowel them , wrap them in pig skin and bury them upsidedown, and let the world know this will be our policy.

[ConservativeMan55]

Did somebody say PigSkin???





A Turducken [is made by] taking the bones out of a chicken and a duck and a turkey, stuffing the chicken with stuffing, stuffing the stuffed chicken into a similarly stuffed duck, and stuffing all that, along with a third kind of stuffing, into the turkey. The result cannot be criticized for lacking complexity . . .” Calvin Trillin, The New Yorker, January 28, 2002.