Jackson to Surrender 2pm EST, 11am PST (Live Perp-Walk Not-Breaking News Thread)

[cyncooper]

I said Joan Crawfordish....I stand by that to a point.

Betty Davis eyes and Joan's mouth.

IMO

[small voice in the wilderness]

MYLORD, he's a mess. Betty Davis eyes, Joan Crawford mouth, Delta Burke hair, and Gumby's nose. He's going to be popular on Cell Block A.

[Conservative4Ever]

Thought it was his own plane. In that case, all bets are off. LOLOLOL. :)

[Dog]

Look at the lips.......they give me the creeps.

[tracer]

The most admirable retraint is made in England by Hiatt. They're triple hinged and come in regular and extra-large sizes in either chrome or black finish. Bounty hunters love 'em, but LEOs don't use 'em for the most part......

[texasbluebell]

Did you hear the judge just now say that makeup is usually not allowed in mugshots?

Imagine him without the nose and his lipstick!

Ghastly!

[ArneFufkin]

I don't know if I'd want to see my Child Molestation suspect taxi-ing for takeoff in a Gulfstream IV. I have news for the authorities ... if you have a G-IV and money, you don't need no stinkin' passport.

[nicmarlo]

That's his mugshot....just said on FOX news.

[alisasny]

I have not seen MJ and Latoya together, perhaps they are indeed one in the same.

[hattend]

That's Charlie McCarthy's gay brother.

[tracer]

A "perp skip" is anticipated.....

[Petronski]

"No . . . . W I R E . . . . H A N G E R S !"

[BossLady]

Check out the police mugshot on this thread..... :o

Imagine that thing coming at you in the middle of the night.....or nekkid in a bathtub.....eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

(I think I'm going to be sick now........)

[Rebelbase]

That is the mugshot, its posted on foxnews.com

[AmericanInTokyo]

The Japanese-language YAHOO Boards (yahoo.co.jp) are quite entertaining at this time.

They are filling up with comments about Michael Jackson.

This guy is BIG in Japan. I would bet at least 30% of his worldwide income came from there. For many fans, he can/could do no wrong.

But that's not what the boards are (hilariously) saying right now!

Example (my translation): "(They) or he could just continue to say, well, I was offered so many hundreds of thousands of dollars to just shut up, and even though I hated it, we slept together. You know, in America they do not have the custom as we have in Japan of mother, father and children sleeping in bed all together (AIT cultural explanation: so called "river" kanji character shape, with mom and dad on either side on the futon matress and 'junior', up until 10 years old, sleeping innocently in the middle). "Sleeping" over there in America, well, it means "having sex with". It seems to me there is no mistake Jackson had sex with them(him)." (unquote)

[So Cal Rocket]

[Wondervixen]

I LOVED Judge Napolitano's opinion of the mugshot!

"It looks cadaverous"

[Petronski]

JACKO DEAREST

[Petronski]

[Dog]

It is the Joker!