[Chad Fairbanks]

I always contradict. In fact, that's why I formed teh Contrarian Party, a political party that's sole agenda is to contradict everyone about everything. We don't hold any seats, or offices, but man, the debates are fun.*


*picture a group of stuffy politicians saying "I know you are , but what am I" and "Nu-uh" and "Yuh-huh" like schoolchidlren ;0)

[Quilla]

Get this! A couple of weeks ago I start a thread and post it to Front Page News. About 20 posts or so into the thread, the powers that be around here bump it UP to Breaking News. My head's swellin' up so big, my chin keeps hittin' the control key. My fifteen minutes of fame lasted just about that long as they booted the thread back down into the general population within the next fifteen minutes. It was fun while it lasted.

;-)