Nope, he's a big ol' hound dog. The people who gave him to me (we're his fourth owners -- he's a lot of dog) said he was a Labrador-dry mouth St. Bernard (whatever that is) mix. He's all legs, nose, and ears, and when he gets mad, he barks like a poodle (ky-YI, ky-YI).
I think he's related to Stitch, but I can't prove it. If the mothership lands in my back yard, I'm going to be really ticked off.
Yeah, okay, what you're saying there sounds more like an Alpha Centauri. Where they come from, bi-directional gravity makes them spindly all over.