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This "man" needs a primer on "How to Avoid Suspicion 101":

First -- do not maintain close relationships with children unless they are immediately related, godchildren through friends, or students you teach/tutor.

Second -- if you do have relationships with children of strangers, make sure you have a very public relationship with the parents

Third -- Avoid having relationships with only one gender/age group of children. This may appear to be a "fetish" to the average Joe on the street.

Fourth -- Steer clear of building estates with child-like themes, filled with rooms in which to board your child-like friends.

Fifth -- Reject the notion of paying medical bills for dying children you have an "extra special" relationship with.

Sixth -- re: number five -- REALLY reject the notion of buying passports to South America for the family of the dying child who now suspects you're molesting that child.

Seventh -- Do NOT -- I repeat -- DO NOT go on national television and express your desire to sleep in bed with strange children.

Eighth -- It's not wise to dangle your monkey-child off a balcony in front of the world press.

Ninth -- When your name is associated with Court TV, when an arrest warrent is issued, when bail has already been set -- do not call the lawyer representing Scott Peterson.

Tenth -- Do not tell authorities that you will will surrender when you are damn good and ready. One O.J. is enough.