[mysterio]

The Libertarian party is a joke that won't be voting Republican again any time soon. I personally think Republicans are the jokesters. You guys had me convinced in the 90s that you really supported preserving freedom and smaller government. I think we've all gotten the punchline. Libertarians are actually quite a bit like Republicans. The difference is that we support liberty and smaller government even when Democrats aren't in power.

[Cultural Jihad]

Muggers and the People's Liberation Army are all in favor of their liberties and a smaller Federal government, too, but we don't accord them the mantle of conservatism on that account.

[ServesURight]

The difference is that we support liberty and smaller government even when Democrats aren't in power.

You people gotta win elective office first. And I'm talking about federal and state offices, not administration posts for villages out in Buttcrack, Colorado.