[Tabi Katz]

Perhaps if her brain were damaged more severely she'd be speaking French.

[OESY]

This reminds me of one of Reagan's favorite jokes about the Italian bard (presumably, not Frank Sinatra) who was incessantly singing 'O Solo Mio' to the annoyance of all around.

God interceded, asked the bard to stop, and when he didn't, took away one-quarter of his brain, but the bard kept singing: "O Solo" over and over again.

So, God interceded a second time, taking this time another quarter of the bard's brain, leaving the bard with just a half a brain, but the bard continued "O So".

Getting more and more frustrated, God finally removed the whole brain, and the bard began to sing "My Irish eyes are smiling".