[LouD]

like the "mirror-topped plateaux," ... and the "Apples of the Hesperides Candelabrum."

Hey, I'm no hick, and I'm pretty well educated by anybody's standards, but I don't know what the hell any of those things are - and I'm guessing the reporter didn't either, until he got the press handout.

[Paul Atreides]

The only way the author of the article knows is because his "longtime companion" is an interior decorator.

[Arpege92]

Your honesty about not knowing what "mirror-topped plateaux" and "Apples of the Hesperides Candelabrum" is refreshing. I don't know what the hell they are either.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and brush my TOOTH so I can watch another exciting episode of HEE HAW! ;-}