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To: woofie
This can't be true.

According to the hyperventilating reporterette at the ABC Radio top of the hour news, millions, maybe billions, were going to protest.

All airliners in the world were crammed with people on their way to London to protest Bush. Those who could not get airline tickets were wading ashore in handmade boats and marching in hundred mile-long columns to the protest site.

Schools have closed, business shut down, hospitals working with skeleten crews because everyone is thronging to protest.

Aliens from all over the galaxy were landing en masse to protest against G. W. Bush because he is such a threat to galactic peace. The British Isle is sinking by several inches under the weight of humanity, and flooding has become a problem in coastal areas.

Through her convulsive orgasms, the reporterette breathlessly and emphatically stated that she may well be the only living organism in the universe who was not on his/her/its way to protest the evil GW Bush.

18 posted on 11/19/2003 8:20:55 AM PST by Skooz (We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.)
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To: Skooz
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks - that's the best laugh I've had for a long time!!!
22 posted on 11/19/2003 8:25:03 AM PST by little jeremiah
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