[WackyKat]

What's the range of a typical stretch limo?

No limo.

He'll fly away from the horrible, terrible police in a magical, colorful balloon to a land where young boys frolic and play all the day long, and .....well, never mind.

[dagnabbit]

That's where he'll be in his shattered mind, when the cops find him cowering under a desk, Jim Baker style.

Or maybe they'll pull him back into the house sobbing and writhing from a bathroom window - like the car salesman character in "Fargo".

I love what's happening to this evil freak. Please please please let him get arrested - CAN YOU IMAGINE THE BOOKING MUG-SHOT??!!