DFU SONG: Hey Jude (hey Dude, where's my country -- anti America slob Michael Moore)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - HEY JUDE

Hey Dude, where's my country
My head's up mine...and so I can't really see
I'm laughing, yes, all the way to the bank...suckers I thank
They've made my life better

Hey Dude, where's my country
Many swallow all of my idiocy
I'm laughing, yes, all the way to the bank...suckers I thank
They've made my life better

So off to Europe I will go...hey Dude...you know
I'll sell some more books in French and German
The wool will be pulled up over their eyes...oh my
They really are very foolish vermin
And I'll keep eating 'til I explode...until I explode

Hey Dude, where's my country
I don't care if I hurt the military
I'm laughing, yes, all the way to the bank...suckers I thank
They've made my life better

So off to Europe I will go...hey Dude...you know
The wool will be pulled up over their eyes...oh my
They really are very foolish vermin
And I'll keep eating 'til I explode...until I explode

Hey Dude, where's my country
They fell for a phony documentary
I'm laughing, yes, all the way to the bank...suckers I thank
They've made my life better
Better, better, better, better, better, yeah

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha...hey, Dude
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha...hey, Dude
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha...hey, Dude
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha...hey, Dude
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha...hey, Dude

[Lijahsbubbe]

I saw him on TV last nite, and he looks like he has no bone structure or muscle. Just a big blob. Ish.

[doug from upland]

We need a picture.

[doug from upland]

WELCOME TO THE VOMITORIUM --

[doug from upland]

Great hair. Attractive teeth. Manly beard. Good chin structure. Knows how to tie a tie.

Okay, FReeperettes. If he gave you one million dollars, would you....................

[Lijahsbubbe]

And that's a good picture!

[doug from upland]

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