It's his new career. The lying book writer.
Titled: "I am topless too."
About Jessica Lynch who roughs up Iraqi guy and shoots a gun next to his ear and frames Col West for it. Ballistics prove that all shots fired match Jessica's rifle. Then she goes into another nearby town and poses as a POW to cover it up. Why would she do this? What happened leading up to this? Al Franken, the well known and established liar will tell us in his new book: "I am topless too."
Perhaps book 4 of the Liars Book Club series could be about Clinton & Enron?
Good Luck--revitalize your career.