[The_Media_never_lie]

This princess has just a few years left before she loses her looks and then is lonely without dates. She is playing out some impossible script and clueless.

Prognosis: not promising.

[tet68]

This princess has just a few years left before she loses her looks

You're kidding right.
tell me you're kidding.

She set herself up and now she's bitching.
Too bad Brig, maybe next time you'll get a real man,
but then he wouldn't answer your stupid questions.
(one notes her ignorance of the Diet)
Anyway, $100 dinner for a blind date? Wasssup wi dat.

Here honey have some more viennas, now ya want to go to the range or a motel(it's on your boss right?)?

Thank god I have a dog.

[FreedomCalls]

This princess has just a few years left before she loses her looks and then is lonely without dates.

Fast forward 20 years.....