Don't kid yourself. Open your eyes. There are 20 single men for every single woman in Alaska. None of the single women are Conservative. They aren't Democrats either. They are Green, Naderites, or Liberal Independents. And they believe in sharing. Brave New World--Take a gram, don't give a damn.
I didn't say I'd have GOOD chances, merely better chances. I was being a bit hyperbolic there. The larger point is that I might as well go there for myself -- and to hell with dating. At least for the meantime. Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana are also good candidates. I want to be in a place where I'm judged for my character, where I can speak my mind and not be censured or censored, and where I can be a man (even if there are no women around to see it). I'd rather be a single man than a married eunuch (metaphorically speaking).