"What party do you belong to, and who did you vote for in the 1996 and 2000 elections?" I actually asked my husband that on our first date (well, the part about 96, the 2000 election hadn't happened yet.) Why go through life with some loserboy dim when a girl can have a real man? Worse yet, why raise kids with some scummy liberal? There a lot of stupid liberal women out there so men have a tough time, but a conservative gal has no excuse not to marry a perfectly charming conservative man, there are so many of them!
Thanks -- you're the first to comment on it! For those that don't catch the reference, there was a novel by Philip K. Dick called "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" upon which the movie "Blade Runner" was based. I changed it a little, and now it has a slightly dirtier and somewhat stereotypical connotation (as the best humor usually does). But, to a prior poster's point, I doubt many liberal women would find my tag line amusing. They'd call me Xenophobic, racist, hate-filled, etc. To hell with them.