[UnklGene]

Shortly before sentencing, the disgraced leader got wind of a rumour that Mugabe was about to have him killed and so "Banana split": he fled to South Africa in a false beard.

Banana Split. Steyn throws this phrases away effortlessly.

[WarrenC]

Reminds me of an ad I saw many years ago, while riding down the highway: Ben Met Anna......Made a Hit ......Neglected Beard.....Ben-Anna Split......
Burma-Shave