[CygnusXI]

Well, I demand to be addressed as "Doctor" now.

Seeing as definitions don't matter. I don't have a degree, but so what?

[little jeremiah]

And I want a judicial ruling that says I can fly, and that I am to be addressed as "Emperor" from now on.

[Skooz]

Well, I demand to be addressed as "Doctor" now.

I am henceforth to be addressed as "Royal Majesty" seeing as I have now declared myself Emperor of the United States and Autocrat of all the Americas for Life.

The Skooz dynasty has begun. Bask in the presence of the new Sun King.

Give alms, and stuff.