[toomuchcoffee]

Don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. Solves everything! Go upto the enemy and give them flowers, putting them into gun barrels if the enemy is carrying a gun, while in a soft voice, asking "can't we all just get along". Then a nice round of Kumbyah sung by everyone as lighted candles float down the Tigris, showing that all is well. Everyone is happy, the problems of both countries are solved and the world will live in peace forever. I'll be expecting my Peace Medal in the mail, any day now.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Good idea. I think I'll dig up my "What if they gave a War and nobody came" Poster.