A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....11-18-03....Chief Disruptor Chad Fairbanks

11/18/2003 | FreeTheHostages

[Chad Fairbanks]

Chad...you're the best. Cheif disruptor, eh? That's a title to be coveted!

Thanks, Cathryn. It was hard work, but it was worth it LOL

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Lucky for you, I gotta go now. LOL ; ) (Wink! Gasp!)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Hello, Dolly! (tee hee)...

Tell me... what would be a "Real Picture"? ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

No, no chop shop LOL... just a bad habit of renting cars when going to events - why not travel in style, ya know? Try cars out, see how they are etc...

I LOVE the Mini Cooper, though... I want one LOL

[Chad Fairbanks]

Ah yes... I remember that picture. I was trying to see if I could actually jump over a house... didn't quite make it ;0)

[LadyX]

You rang??

"I'm curious to know what our very prim and proper Maggie thinks of Chad Fairbanks, but I shall be content for her arrival 'round about teatime to find out."

Ah, Freezie, you know not my sordid prior FR history..:))
In September 1998, during the Infamous Whitewater Days, 'twas I who suggested to our Billie we go to lunch, using the credit card belonging to Nancy Mehta that Susan McDougal used, and was 'tied up' in that lawsuit!

Figured no one would notice it was missing.

Well - before you could say Jiminy Cricket, a whole bunch of us decided if things got any worse in America, we would flee to a particular island in the Marquesas, where war had never been known.

Thus was established the Original Freeper Island, where Billie and I were the only wimmin.
In the SOPAC Saloon, wonderful, lively, civil ONLY banter was permitted, and nowhere was there discord.

Chad Fairbanks would have been a fantastic addition to the jolly crew!!
For the every Friday luau, Billie and I gave hula lessons; once slightly delayed when we found CHIEFnegotiator had (accidentally??) mowed our grass skirts to a 4" length...

He also would have been a good fit for the Sea Sagas with ofMagog.....

Have you fooled, do I, FreeTheWildOnes?!!
LOL

Just for you, Chad, from M'Lady, who actually lived in Fairbanks for 3 1/2 years...

(You did a fantastic presentation, FTH, in your inimitable style !!!)

[Chad Fairbanks]

BTW, George was a hs classmate. Nice guy then as well as now.

I've always liked him. I think if anyone can take on Osama Mama, it's he...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Thanks, LadyX... What a great welcome :0)

[FreeTheHostages]

Ah, now there's that lovely, stlyish contribution!

Chad Fairbanks would have indeed enjoyed Freeper Island!

Chad F., thou shouldst know that part of what the good lady says is true: Freeper's Finest's origins as a thread can indeed be traced to such a cyber-island.

[FreeTheHostages]

ROFL!!

[FreeTheHostages]

LOL! Uncle!! Enough!!!

Let's not embarass our honoree on his day of honor: that can wait until tomorrow. ;) I suggest we dedicate a whole thread to it. Bad tag lines, bad photos, etc. Hee hee.

Or not . . . .

(But hey if that really is Chad making love to a car, he's still a cutie!)

[Chad Fairbanks]

I remember it... never posted. Just read it on and off...

[FreeTheHostages]

Wow, been so busy at work, haven't eaten dinner yet. It's 8 p.m. EST and I'm still at the office. I must confess I may be absent during the waning hours of this thread due to the need to remove myself from any semblance of a computer screen on this crazy day.

It was so fun escaping into this thread and hiding from the day periodically. I really do think conservatives have more fun.

[willyboyishere]

He's good, granted, but he's no willyboyishere.

[Chad Fairbanks]

I was going for a sorta "Muscle Car Bikini Babe" thing - like you see on teh magazine racks...

It didnt' work for me, though... ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

Ah, but then, who could be? ;0)

[Libertina]

Uh oh, now Chad's trying to imitate a 'copter ;)

[Senator Pardek]

You're still young, kid - so lemme give you some advice. These types of threads come once in a lifetime, so enjoy 'em while ya can.

[LadyX]

Well - perhaps I should be bold and describe The Incident at The Waterfall, where Billie and I had Privacy Rights.

One day I was bathing there, and felt eyes upon me.
Turning around there were 80 of 'em, all beady!! belonging to the 40 Seabees left behind on the other side of the island during WWII.

Took all my Marine training to rapidly go under the falls and escape through the Secret Passage, and had to use palm fronds to get to our quarters for more clothing....

Oh, the tales Billie and I could tell!!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, FreeTheHostages went through all this trouble, so why be ungrateful?? ;0)