Yikes! Where the term "useless eater" is concerned, 772 lb. Carmen Bowen seems to be the prime candidate. Obviously she can't use toilet facilities, much less being able to reach around that Himalayan mountain of fat to wipe her own A-hole or P-hole.
Must be lots n' lots of fun being her caretaker, eh??? Wonder if s/he gets paid by the pound? Lemme see... 10 cents a pound x 772 = $77.20 per hour. Just about right, eh??? Hey... Wait a minute... Maybe we could get Judge George Greer to pull Carmen's feeding tube. Sheeesh... she'd live for 2 or 3 years feeding on just her own fat supply!!! BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!
Oops... pardon me... guess I'm just an insensitive, uncaring, stew pid ash whole (bows head in utter shame). ;-))
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