[MediaMole]

She reminds me of a 500+ pound vegetarian I knew.

Of course, he considered cake, frosted flakes, and doughnuts to be vegetables. Guy ate two boxes of breakfast cereal, a dozen doughnuts and an entire cake every day. Then he sued everyone who ever turned him down for a job.

[T Minus Four]

"he considered...doughnuts to be vegetables"

You mean doughnuts AREN'T vegetables? Uh oh...