[Tribune7]

Why pretend that God exists? A number of reasons.

If I weren't absolutely certain that God existed I wouldn't pretend He did.

I'm not sure that I'm a puritan. Then again, I don't even consume alcohol apart from NyQuil (and some wine coolers when I needed a sleep aid but couln't take antihistamines).

Well, maybe you're not a Puritan then. They hit the jug pretty hard. :-)

[Dimensio]

If I weren't absolutely certain that God existed I wouldn't pretend He did.

Not that I think that your religion is remotely similar, but I doubt that Al-Qaida terrorists would blow themselves up if they were not "absolutely certain" that their God found their actions righteous.

Well, maybe you're not a Puritan then. They hit the jug pretty hard. :-)

I also dance, albeit badly.